The quotes from an interesting conversation on an ordinary monday...

"Why is your rod so huge?" "Cause it's better that way!"

"I don't know about you but masochism really gets me off."

"HEAD SHOT!"

"Just lay down and let me do my work."

"Getting wet and it aint sweat."

"For whom the bell tolls...oh a bell will toll"

"He accidentally the whole thing!!!!"

"Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

"Hey man i noticed you are single, and you love to bowl. this is good...this is good... well i mean i think i can find someone perfect for you, not me haha you dirty bastard, well hey im not counting it out ;) anyway talk to me if you want to meet a guy who loves to have a fun time! or me" written to my guy friend by a guy!!!!!!! aha.

"THEN WHO WAS PHONE!"