Monday, November 30, 2009

Life Lessons (Nov)

The cloud may block the sunshine, but it passes.

Never try to change a person. Embrace them for what they are and be thankful they are in your life, because if its something you really cant stand then they probably shouldn't be in your life.

Donate. There is no better feeling then the feeling that you made a difference in another's life.

The cleaner your room, the cleaner your mind.

Never let your friends ,who make you get out of bed in the morning and face the world, go.

Always find something to be thankful for.

Go to bed at a reasonable hour.

Trust your gut instinct, when has that feeling ever led you astray?

Never AND I MEAN NEVERRRRRRRR google VAGINA DENTATA!

PINEAPPLE is ALWAYS a good thing :] (chezzzzz)

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Thought 12: Life is serious?






Don't take life too seriously, no one gets out of it alive.








Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Monday, November 23, 2009

Thought 11: Along for the ride...

After a somewhat melancholy day trying to figure out the point of my life a great friend gave me some good advice....


10:54pmAshley

do you really think that

10:55pmTyler

idk. if we knew our purpose in life, would we try and achieve those things that make us happy but isnt our purpose


Tyler is right. maybe the real purpose of life is just to enjoy the little things( it seems stupid of me to not realize this sooner, but i have heard it in so many movies and tv shows that it seems as implausible as a happy ending) But there it is ...the little things, the simple things that bring joy in life because life is a ride and a fast one at that. People get on and off and eventually its over, so why worry about one solitary purpose? Perhaps the real purpose is to sit back and enjoy the ride.(and if you're really lucky you have some amazing friends sitting right next to you to hold your hand through the distressing bumps.)


Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Thought 10: Awesome things that make me smile :]



1. When someone calls or texts when you were just thinking about them.

2. Peeling plastic film off electronics :)

3. Anytime someone sets you up for a musical reference



4. Coming up with an awesome qwip

5. Waking up from a unexpected nap.

6. Flipping to a radio station just as a song I love is starting

7. The sound the computer makes when i empty my recycle bin


8. Drinking through the little hole of a coffee stirrer

9. When something is so funny that you laugh and no sound comes out

10. Cleaning the lint out of the lint trap of a dryer


11. When you sit an entire movie wondering where the actor is from and you remember.

12. That I am never too old to build a fort.

13. Pushing the buttons on a soft drink lid



14. Sitting in the grass up north

15. Inch Worms

16. Popping bubble wrap


17. The smell of the coffee aisle in the supermarket

18. The sound and smell of a campfireeee


19. Breaking out my old segaaaaaa

20. Roasting marshmallows

21. The sound of scissors cutting construction paper

22. Lemonade stands

23. Fun dip stick


24. The first shower you take after not taking a shower in a really long time(haha jess)

25. Ripping fabric

26. When whatever you cook looks like the picture on the box

27. The smell of bleach


28. When you take a ponytail out and after it is still damp and you hair still smells like you just got out of the shower

29. When you wear clothes straight from the dryer

30. The sound from opening a container of new tennis balls

31. The names of different crayons


32. That chill on your skin from walking from a cold temperature to a warm one

33. Johnny Depp


34. When someone says something you were thinking

35. Theme songs

36. Little kids who are vulgar

The quotes from an interesting conversation on an ordinary monday...

"Why is your rod so huge?" "Cause it's better that way!"

"I don't know about you but masochism really gets me off."

"HEAD SHOT!"

"Just lay down and let me do my work."

"Getting wet and it aint sweat."

"For whom the bell tolls...oh a bell will toll"

"He accidentally the whole thing!!!!"

"Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

"Hey man i noticed you are single, and you love to bowl. this is good...this is good... well i mean i think i can find someone perfect for you, not me haha you dirty bastard, well hey im not counting it out ;) anyway talk to me if you want to meet a guy who loves to have a fun time! or me" written to my guy friend by a guy!!!!!!! aha.

"THEN WHO WAS PHONE!"




Monday, November 16, 2009

Thought 9


Life is a roller coaster. Its filled with ups and downs but we shouldn't expect to much from it because in the end it only levels out.

Monday, November 9, 2009

WTFoto of the day

There really aren't any words to describe this...wtf

Thought 8: Quotes of the month





IfeltIheardIsaw

Someone take off all my clothes

I want a quickie not a long one

ALMOST THERE!

I want to be in a porno

Whale Cum

Thats was the most sexual thing ive ever seen

My boobs with your head

TURNNNNNNN OFFFFFFFFFFFFF!

BITCH COCK!

She is like Alfred BITCHCOCK.

I sounds like a man.

I NEED someone to make out with!

Thanks for listening to my annoying girl babel.

YOU TOOK VIRTU'S VIRTUE!?!

I love my bowling ball. (yes again.)


I dont know how to make a feeling stop.

Dude you need to clean your peephole.

Rubbers are fun to play with!

Found the best place to pick up guys...the midnight release of a video game at wallmart.

"How was your first time experience?" I wonder how many girls he's said that to!

OBAWTF!

I dont care what people say...Robert Pattinson looks like a fucking retarded lizard!

What The Fox!!!!!!!!

We made you cum cakes!

"Oh I saw Milk over the weekend." "How was it?" "It was kinda gay."

Sunday, November 8, 2009

WTFoto of the day

I think by this point...birth control is a bit too late :)

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Thought 7



I don't have a thought. Sad but true.

Quotes of the hour: "It's an orgasm in my mouth", "I'm sorry virtu you made me do this", "I love my bowling ball"

YANKEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! take that chezzzzzzz! WE ARE THE CHAMPIONSSSSSSSS!!!!!

Monday, November 2, 2009

Thought 6: Random Thoughtsss of Random Friends on a Random Skype convoooo














1) Hamburgers are greasy
2) I love my bowling ball, bowling is fun
3) Green is ugly
4) Some type of duck eats other ducks eggs
5) Scrubs is on
6) Why is it nick named VHS?
7) It smells like PEAR BERRY
8) i have a bruise shapped like a bunny
9) I love my bowling ball
10) UGA UGA UGA
11) you know i'd walk a thousand miles if i could just see you tonight...do do do do
12) Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring BANANAPHONE
13) I love my bowling bowl
14) Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky p'kang! Zroop-boing! mrowvm...
15) Sasquatch..celeste
16) Bulging Muscles
17) You like Krabby Pattys dont you squidward
18) He has a bed time!
19) I love my bowling ball
20) have you ever smelled kiwi
21) I have four Balls
22) Man I feel like a women
23) CAFE RISQUEEEEE
24) Black taco?
25)I love my bowling ball
26) I gonna tie him down and make him come
27) Im obsessed with my blue cheetosssss =]
28) I love my bowling ball
29) I gotta pocket got a pocket full of sunshine
30) XXX is yummmmmyyyyyy
31) I hate when my head is itchy it makes me feel like a dog
32) succinttttttt!
33) DO NOT USE OLD BATTERY WITH NEW ONE. DO NOT USE BATTERIES OTHER THAN THE TYPE SPECIFIED. BE SURE THE BATTERIES ARE INSERTED PROPERLY. (are you reading the directions to your vibrator?)
34) I hate facebook sometimes
35) OMG MY NEIGHBORS ARE HAVING SEX!